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  1. JeSUS WHAT tHE F UCK

  2. asian:

mom…dad..
I’m chinese

    asian:

    mom…dad..

    I’m chinese

  3. jadehariey:

    sukoshibot:

    jadehariey:

    jadehariey:

    What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

    THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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    I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

  4. heliolisk:

    rabidchild67:

    the-pietriarchy:

    I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

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    the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole

  5. pizzaforpresident:

you are… a cinema… i could watch you forever…

    pizzaforpresident:

    you are… a cinema… i could watch you forever…

  6. 3rd grade

    • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
    • me: what
    • friend: OH MAN
    • OH
    • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
    • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
    • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
    • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
  7. squidwardofficial:

    waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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  8. Fucking gold

  9. heliolisk:

    Pls stop calling me senpai

    Senpai, why?